Bios

Main Characters
	FJ FJ is the main female character of the comic. She is as you see her - mad, to the point and renowned for her stalker type tendencies. There's also some other underlying traits that have yet to make themselves known. It is advised that when this does happen, running and hiding are both accepted courses of action, especially in combination with each other. Her relationships with other characters are varied; if she's not bossing them around, she's stalking them or waging war. Although each case is different, she changes little in her approach and as such takes others by surprise, more often than not. First Appearance: Comic #1 - "It Begins!"
	Fame Fame is an "elite", "top of his field" double glazing salesman, using methods denied to most door-to-door reps. Despite this, he is unhappy in his job and is looking for a career that will inspire him... Until then, he's easily pushed around, a trait FJ respects/exploits. Apparently only encountering other people through his job, he thus associates selling them double glazing as a form of friendship. Fame has yet to show his full worth as a character, but is set to be a major support in the humour of LT3. First Appearance: Comic #13 - "Pesky Salespeople!"
	Squirrels Although not a singular character, the entity here-on referred to as "The Squirrel" is a mortal enemy of FJ. The first discovery of her intentions was some time after her original decision to exact revenge upon this furry animal, but she may live to regret it. Making more of an appearance as the comic moves on, these squirrels seem only to communicate through the word "Squeak!" which is then translated through the magic of the comic. Not wholly identifiable between each other, it is advised to take careful note of these creature's positions, as you never know when they will appear. First Appearance: Comic #8 - "Practise Makes Perfect?" (Mentioned) and Comic #21 - Lists, Squirrels and Realisations! (Appeared)
	Pie Deceased as of Comic #12 - Microsoft Kills Again!, this character was a relatively decent friend to FJ, but she never quite grew attached enough to even remember to bury him. Although he may be "sorely missed" it is unknown as to whether he will return... in one form or another. First Described as "He is almost as mad as his counter-part, with a much more reserved attitude and a geek like personality. Almost constantly attached to his computer, he should be approached with caution unless for want of a keyboard somewhere uncomfortable." this may, or may not, pass over into his dead state. First Appearance: Comic #1 - "It Begins!"

Supporting Characters
	S. Dean ("Stalkee") His first name is presently unknown, but we can easily guess. Presently being followed by FJ, her intentions are as of yet unknown, but he may never look at a shrubbery the same way again. His behaviour has also made FJ a mortal enemy... who is not someone to be trifled with. He may live to regret such a decision, as may FJ. First Appearance: Comic #6 - "At it Again..."
	"Stalkee's Friend" Everything about this character is unknown, bar the fact he left his friend (S. Dean) after he admitted he thought someone was following him. Although quick to dismiss such a statement, it is unknown whether he quite realises his friend isn't going insane and may then offer help. First Appearance: Comic #6 - "At it Again..."
	Katie Working with Fame in the world of Double Glazing, Katie is already being mentally scarred by the exploits of our manly hero. With her entrance being marked by a "decapitation" story, it could be all change from here on in - for better or (more likely) for worse. First Appearance: Comic #23 - "The Chronicles of the Narnian Pyjamas..."
	Chris Another double glazing salesman, who is also potentially scarred by Fame. First seen carrying a shotgun, it is unknown whether this is a hobby, an obscure sales technique, or for general security in an office also housing Fame... Having recently obtained a nervous twitch when seeing teddy bears or pyjamas, he's vowing to carry the gun the right way round if it is needed from now on... First Appearance: Comic #24 - "Don't Confuse Someone with a Gun..."